babyferaligator:

hella is a very accurate amount

(via too-young-to-treat)

isha-privilege:

runningrepublican:

Now I want everyone to replace the world men with Blacks. Sounds racist right? Now replace men with Gays? Sounds hatefull right?

Now replace men with women? Extremely sexist right?

Why are statements like this humorous while others are offensive?

No penis no opinon would be the most sexist thing. That one is outlandish. 

why do these ppl always think they’re saying s/t original

(Source: machistado)

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

projects at the end of the school year

(Source: otterboxes, via youcanneverhavetoomuchjoy)

darrynek:

*substitute teacher voice* put the phones away

(via youcanneverhavetoomuchjoy)

dysenterygay:

cool tip: whatever you think is a good idea at 3am, probably isnt.

(via agrainonthebeach)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via vastlikeanocean)

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .